joe\ jonas

1. (joe jonas) (1173↑, 653↓)

Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.

I was at a Jonas Brothers concert and I saw Joe Jonas playing his tambourine and singing, and when he ripped his shirt open I stopped breathing because he just makes you go "OH BABY\!".

Author: BonusJonas http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2771548

2. (Joe Jonas) (1464↑, 1066↓)

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine brother of Kevin, Frankie and [Nick Jonas] a.k.a. Joseph a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA a.k.a. Joe Dirt a.k.a. Superman

Joe Jonas is awesome.

Author: OhxxSnap http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2559165

3. (Joe Jonas) (824↑, 436↓)

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented. He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers, which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney. They are just affiliates. Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman

Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.

Author: a person you dont know http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2771175

4. (Joe Jonas) (529↑, 310↓)

The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth. Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that. Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.

Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.

Author: hotDANG\! ItstheJB. http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3055143

5. (Joe Jonas) (699↑, 498↓)

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7) His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian. Enjoys running. Favorite drink: orange Gatorade Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball. Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles. Became home-schooled in 7th grade. Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child. His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels. Favorite sport is soccer. His favorite school subject is math. His favorite author is Dr. Seuss. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day. HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN\!\!\! Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.

"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?" "hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?" "sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?" "he's HUGE...that's NICE" "JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."

Author: mrs. joe jonas http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2806149

6. (joe jonas) (416↑, 327↓)

the hottest nut hugger alive End of story

Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.

Author: JSDLKFJLKJDSFLK http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3089864

7. (Joe Jonas) (126↑, 46↓)

A man who has enough hair on his one eyebrow to knit a soft quilt

"Wow his singing and sense of style are way off the mark. Must be Joe Jonas"

Author: jackbenimple http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/4301497

8. (joe jonas) (312↑, 243↓)

the sexiest beast ever

person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever

Author: lovealex710 http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3180656

9. (Joe Jonas) (191↑, 140↓)

Full name: Joseph Adam Jonas Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar. Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart. Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.

Joe Jonas? Just call him DJ Danger. :)

Author: Mari D. http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3178458

10. (Joe Jonas) (138↑, 107↓)

A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role\!\!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.

Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE\!\! Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF\!\! GRRR\!\!\! Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life.. Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch\!\! Nikki: Yeah\! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras\!\! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and... Me: *Walk away*

Author: JustAGirl\<3 http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3819655

11. (Joe Jonas) (174↑, 147↓)

Playes in what is most likely the worst band to have ever been spawned from the depths of the underworld itself. This is just god showing us what it is like in hell and hopefully he will soon realize the torture the human race has been enduring and undo the horrible twisted deed of creating Joe Jonas and his band.

Remember that episode of south park where britany speers trys to fit all those differnt objects into her? that was pretty much describing Joe Jonas and his brothers daily lifes.

Author: Jonas Brothers = quir http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3792252

12. (Joe Jonas) (107↑, 81↓)

Cum Breather.

Joe Jonas is a Cum Breather.

Author: CKetterman http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/4094316

13. (Joe Jonas) (132↑, 111↓)

An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers. He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.

1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes\! 2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker. 3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.

Author: KOIWASENSOU http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/4102481

14. (joe jonas) (136↑, 119↓)

gay fag who needs attention inorder to live his life, also in the worst band ever

Girl: omg i hate joe jonas that gay wannabe Boy: yeah he's a real fag

Author: Jojo\!12435 http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3884976

15. (Joe Jonas) (176↑, 162↓)

The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.

Author: Jonas Hater http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3596755

16. (Joe Jonas) (151↑, 140↓)

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore\! Joe Jonas:sounds good\!

Author: eyyyyoooo http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3347087

17. (Joe Jonas) (2↑, 9↓)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.

Joe Jonas has juss won a award\!

Author: Mrs.JosephJonas101 http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/5886405

18. (Joe Jonas) (129↑, 139↓)

Sexiest guy ever\! Is like a freaking goddess. Looks amazing in skinny jeans. And he rocked Camp Rock. When he plays the tambourine that makes the tambourine sexy. Everything he touches is sexy. His a part of the Jonas Brothers band. His brothers are Nick, Kevin, and Frankie. Although only Nick and Kevin are in the band. His real name is Joseph Adam Jonas. Joe is the funny one. \<3 Some of his nicknames are JJ, DJ Danger, and Joe because his real name is Joseph. He is 5' 10. And along with the tambourine he does lead vocals, guitar, and keyboard. He has amazing muscles and enjoys running and working out. His favorite drink is Orange Gatorade. yumm. =] He became home schooled in seventh grade. As a child he collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens. His favorite sport is soccer. He likes math. And his favorite author is Dr. Suess. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day \<3. He owns five guitars. He likes to play Monopoly. And he likes the High School Musical movies. He is Christian and wears a purity ring along with his brothers. His favorite shows are Boy Meets World, Lost, Heroes, Friends, and Most Extreme Challenge. His favorite foods are chicken cutlet sandwhich with mayo, snow cones, and his Grandma's homemade pizza. He likes the 80s. And his trade mark is his headbands. He makes headbands sexy too. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite color is blue. And he likes Wiffel Ball. His birthday is August 15, 1989. He was original Newjersian so you know hes awesome and SEXY\!

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95% of teenage girls would be dead.

Author: BL0ND3xMOM3NTS http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3236412

19. (Joe Jonas) (74↑, 88↓)

Joe Jonas (or Joseph Adam Jonas) is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar. Joe is the "cute, funny one." Joe is very hyper,super-energetic,crazy,loud,outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart and a gentelman. Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things (he is very very very clumsy\!). He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He's also very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.

Joe Jonas? You meen DJ DANGER\!

Author: Mrs. DJ Danger http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3790890

20. (Joe Jonas) (9↑, 38↓)

A very hot, sexy lead singer of the band Jonas Brothers and will go solo in the near future. Known as a HUGE heart breaker, breaking up with T-Swift and Demi Lovato. He's an incredible singer who always seems to have a joner (Jonas Boner) in all of his pictures- BUT its just because of his 12 inch penis.

Have you seem Joe Jonas in that picture? He has a big [joner].

Author: FluffyTheJonasLover http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/5111308

21. (Joe Jonas) (46↑, 90↓)

www.myspace.com/metalman4045 Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas

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Author: Jason Weipert http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3898354

22. (joe jonas) (90↑, 153↓)

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7) His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian. Enjoys running. Favorite drink: orange Gatorade Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball. Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles. Became home-schooled in 7th grade. Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child. His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels. Favorite sport is soccer. His favorite school subject is math. His favorite author is Dr. Seuss. His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day. HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN\!\!\! Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.

"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?" "hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?" "sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?" "he's HUGE...that's NICE" "JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."

Author: mrs. joe jonas http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2804492

23. (Joe Jonas) (178↑, 310↓)

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand. Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.

a) Jonas is a douche I would like to kick his ass Jonas is a douche 2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.

Author: Jesu H. Christo http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/3168549

24. (Joe Jonas) (133↑, 301↓)

Referred to as a "scrub" during the 2007 AMAs, when he ironically fell on broken glass... during a song about falling on broken glass. A hot piece of ass. The boyfriend of Maya Chapman.

"Dang, did you see that fool get pwnd into the ground? Hes such a joe jonas\!" "Did you see Maya today? I wish I was Joe Jonas\!"

Author: Joe Wentz http://joe-jonas.urbanup.com/2746004

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Last updated: 2012.03.01